Holy hell. I was observing my statistics here and have noticed it has been 48 months since I last put finger to keyboard. A lot has happened, only bards in Greenland know truly of my exploits and they're fighting melting glaciers.
As of now, Kaboom is a cageless warrior, wandering the blasted remains of Amerika looking for labor. His beer production has dwindled and not been touched since his last journal entry here.
Grakthor is still in my dreams.
Where is Yeti and Stitches?
Here it is, a punch to the nutsack, a platic tree and a one-way ticket to Plain-Jane Town. Much has happened since the soapbox accomodated the fantastic mass of kaboom. The masses call for more, that's cool (or as they say 'out there'-) that's skrait!
ugh! My foot fell asleep, poor poor blood, having to move through these tunnels of fat.
So, kaboom has sky-rocketed over to a new town, V-Town. It's a pretty neat town. This town has a groovy mayor, some honcho we shall call Mung Master. Mung Master rulez! Now, this town has four quadrants, or four blocks that dictate 25% of the area of said town, and each quadrant has a BAD ASS BITCH in charge and... yes, kaboom is one B.A.B. Huzzah to Dagger-Boy, Mandy and Poor Man of the Red Faction for joining kaboom in his crusade to kick ass, praise the Yeti and shout from the roof-tops (or hovel-tops): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
My foot no longer hurts.
Thank you for your participation. Fuck you if you don't care.
It truly stupifies me when I see shit happen in this country that shouldn't. Amerika does live up to its name and reputation.
We react with lightning quickness when Osamabinladenastan needs aid/money/cocaine but react with the speed of a corpse when there's a tragedy here at home. I'm told that I shouldn't be pointing the finger at "W". Yeah, well, I'm going to point part of my finger at him. Just cuz I can.
FEMA and Homeland Security are pieces of shit. The Bush Administration is a piece of shit. The sherrif that told Harry Connick, Jr. that he ain't coming in to help him is a piece of shit. The people that told Louisiana residents to head to Houston then to turn them away when they arrived and were stuck in parking lots and on the side of the roads are pieces of shit.
If there were 50 thousand white folk that needed help FEMA would have been there before the fucking storm had blown over. Again our beloved country still brings up the fact that here in 2005 racism still exists. That we don't care about the little guy. I praise Kanye West for what he said last night, "George Bush doesn't care about black people" and when he mentioned that blacks are looters and whites are searching for food on the television. Stereotyping Media Stations are pieces of shit.
The Administration cut funding to Louisiana to update/repair the levee system, an article in Popular Mechanics mentions it, dated 9/11/2001.
The Speaker of the House, the 3rd man in Amerikan government is a piece of shit for saying (in Chicago) that New Orleans doesn't need to be rebuilt. Dick Cheney is a piece of shit for hiding in his space station.
I feel so helpless. I guess if gas was a normal price and my employer wasn't a piece of shit and paid their people better I could get out there and do something. I gave a donation and will next paycheck and next and next until I feel I've contributed my fair share. If I can't break my back cleaning debris or wipe sweat from my forehead while I pass out water to people who need it then I will give money.
Tulgey's grandparents had to evacuate from Pass Christian, Mississippi. If you look on a map it's outside of Gulfport and near Waveland and Kiln. All those towns don't exist anymore. 6 miles from the beach everything was destroyed, including Elder Tulgey-folk. Luckily they made it to Floridia and are safe with family down south, but they've lost everything as well. Their town looks like mulch.
Just blows me away. I'm glad ol' Georgey got his photo-op with pre-screened civies while he walked with his whitey gang through Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Still- it pumps me up that the person who was in the shit from day one was New Orleans mayor, Ray Nagin, that guy- he gets a "thank you" from kaboomkaboom. His voice, his actions, his spirit and love for his city deserves him a medal. And he was out there without FEMA (unlike ol' Rudy G.)...
Thank you Mayor Nagin for being there with your folks. Thank you Mayor Nagin for saying it like it needs to be said "don't say- do!". Stop saying you're going to send help and just fucking send it. Thank you Mayor Nagin for being real. The Right-Wing Gang wasn't. And I hope you're meeting with Good Boy George yesterday really comes to fruition.
Today is my birthday party and it's New Orleans themed. With traditional cuisine and music here today, it's this simple act that I can carry on the spirit of the Big Easy (I still don't like the Saints!) and look forward to seeing the city standing strong again.
"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." --St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
"I will do everything in my power to restrict abortions." -- George W. Bush, Dallas Morning News, October 22, 1994
"I saw the report that children in Texas are going hungry. Where? You'd think the governor would have heard if there are pockets of hunger in Texas." -- George W. Bush, whose state ranks 2nd in total number of children living in poverty, to Austin American, Statesman, 12/18/99
" Please," Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, "don't kill me." -- Bush mocking what Karla Faye Tucker said on Larry King when asked, "What would you say to Governor Bush?" prior to her execution by lethal injection as reported by Talk Magazine, September 1999
"Sitting down and reading a 500-page book on public policy or philosophy or something." --Bush naming something he isn't good at, Talk magazine, September 1999.
"What I'm against is quotas. I'm against hard quotas, quotas that basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society."
-- George W. Bush (Austin American-Statesman 3/23/99)
"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W Bush." -- George W. Bush
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." --Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000
"As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker." --Crawford, Texas, Nov. 30, 2000
"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I was the dictator." George W. Bush, 1/19/00
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
"They said, 'You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people.' And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work." --Portland, Ore., Oct. 31, 2000
"...if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not--to uphold the laws of the land." --Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 27, 2000
"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century." --On the Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"It's going to require numerous IRA agents." --On Gore's tax plan, Oct. 10, 2000
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
"Standing Tall for America'" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is
none of our business.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have a right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
Dear President Bush:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this law applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?
7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
Mr. Bush, I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
That's right. You read it correctly. I said "fucking". Going to a friend's house with the chitterlings & Mrs.Gub (Tulgey to you honkeys) where we're going to get shitty drunk and celebrate Harvest. Well, technically Harvest isn't until Monday- BUT eat my ass.
Gotta give "I-miss-you-and-want-to-rub-my-man belly-up-against-you" props to: Yeti and Stitches. Bastards.
So I was surfing through LiveJournal today and found someone that use to work at THE HOLE, where the chains of oppression still bite into my bacon-grease filled flesh. Because it has been years of my eyes seeing him, I am now going to stalk him. Stalk him like a motherfucker!
Went to the dentist last week to get my grill looked at. Told her, "I need some gode in my mowf, bizzith!", she said "negatory Mr. Boom". One day, I shall get some gode, or gode colored tin. Tin.
Have I said lately that THE HOLE (new name for said place of employment) isn't groovy anymore? Yeah that's right, it tain't. It's not a place I see myself retiring from. Nor a place that tattoos security on you. Just shackles, moldy bread, shitty water and pain. Waiting to see the churn from the new direction THE HOLE is taking regarding attendance.
Kaboomkaboom predicts: 20% floor loss by 9/1.
Anyways, I am going. Must prepare for mucho drinking. If I get shitty enough prepare for random phone calls.
Oh yeah, death to Amerika! Long love the true America, where freedom isn't a song or a movie... but a way of life and an ideal.
I'm not down with Texas!!!
|Mood:|| Amerika fucking sucks!|
Amerika. Once a proud country, now a rocking corportation.
When you get a chance open up any major search engine and type in "Donning Street Memos". Then start reading them. These memos show that dubya (no capitalization for you!) had an Iraqi agenda. The memos discuss the legality of invading Iraq, that dubya's main focus was not on Osama Bin Johnson, but on Amerikan trained/funded/placed in power Saddam. Pretty daming. Of course impeaching the texan villan would be neat and right, it won't happen. As long as this country's got their SUVs, their Vietnam version 2.0 and their cowboy boots, nothing can stop us.
Believe 9/11 an Amerikan agenda, here's some proof it was: Re-open 9/11. Imagine that! Osama Bin Johnson, not involved? Explosives set in the WTC buildings? Wrong size planes crashing into buildings. Hrm, well our government assasinated JFK, MLK, RFK, started Vietnam and its new upgrade version 2.0, blew up the Murrah building in OKC, then why couldn't they have been behind 9/11? dubya needed a good reason to reason to go into the desert. And if Amerika did such a great job in ridding the world of the Taliban then why is Uncle Saudia Arabia still Taliban?
Feels good to rant again. I'll have more for you later.
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It seems now that I only use Live Journal to talk about my beer, politics and the shitty country we live in or when someone gets AXED.
First it was Grakthor.
Now it's someone that we all know and love. Someone that Yeti once said "if he ever got fired I would quit."
Yep. Ol' Crazy Monopoly got fired today. The Stomach and "B" came to tell me, with sadness in their eyes. It sucks. Business is business, yes, however it's the people you build relationships with that is strong. When you care for someone (not that way ass jack) you obviously don't want to see bad stuff.
And bad stuff fell on Ol'Crazy Monopoly.
Be sad with me.
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I'm sorry Yeti.
So, where to begin?
First I shall bombard you with: kaboomkaboom has a new beer. A nice, succelent blueberry vanilla hefeweizen. I can smell it from here.
Second, if you don't know, kaboom is back in THE saddle. The dangly, big donged "I'm a mutha!" gold chain wearin' saddle. It feels, extremely fulfilling to be back. From 06 to 10 we looked up at the saddle as a momumental climb and with help from Hamburglar, Yeti and Tha' "B" (and others who I don't have cool names for) and some down-home determination to not let an asshat dominate my coolness, the saddle... was sniffed again by my nostrils.
Third, November 2, 2004 will no longer exist in the history of kaboomkaboom. Upon further review the color red no longer exists. Yes, that is correct, the color of blood is now: blood. And when enraged with hatred, the color consuming one's body will be: the color of rage.
Fourth, it doesn't matter anyway. People either don't care or don't want to know, but our voices (once again) weren't heard. "Exhaustion", "equipment failure", shouted Iowa... Fuck you. People of the Blue & JFK in New Mexico ran into power outages in strong blue areas of town, however the other color had no problems. Weird, huh? Family member working the polls tells me, "Another rigged election". Or the Ohio county that has a little over 1000 citizens and yet dubya (no capital for a theif) wins in the thousands. Hrm, "computer error" they say, cuz they know we'll take it like bitches and whores, the bitches and whores that the country has created. Squashed and jobless, unheard and broke, we are the True Amerika. Our pride floats in a puddle of piss.
We will never be heard because Amerika doesn't care. We are the people who build Amerika. We are the people affected by the inane bills and proposals and cuts and increases that look good on paper and don't affect the rich. We the People doesn't exist in the language of dubya... and his fans.
Guess what you didn't hear on the news?
More Americans dead in Iraq. Why? It's been a year since the ruthless dictator was found in a spider hole. Helluva long time since "serious operations" came to a conclusion. Oh yeah, that's right. Iraq holds terrorists. Amazing that all the terrorists are Iranian, Syrian, Saudi Arabian or just desperate Iraqis fighting for the land and home and dignity.
BUT FUCK THEM, we're Amerika. We don't give 2 shits about our own people, why would we care about some farmer in the desert just trying to survive? We didn't fucking care about the rice farmer in the jungle, fuck the desert too.
Hooray to death, this country has welcomed it. Thrives on it.
I pissed off a friend of mine the other day. We were talking and we kinda got into it. Some heated words were said and it ended with this said friend walking off. Our first fight. And it sucks. All day I was upset and pissed (they said some things as well). Even tried a "friendly" chat before they went went home. Didn't feel good, like I had crap in my mouth.
Hello my fellow children. Once again we live in a country where the election results were rigged, where people are blind and follow like blind sheep. Where we're sending our youth to die and are bombarded with statements "We removed a ruthless dictator" or "Support our troops"... Republik-an ways of life. Wow this country really is fucked up. Hooray our Texas Dictatorship. Thanks for fucking up the environment! Thanks for giving my kids a swell mess when they inherit what we leave behind. Yeah!
"Since I've been President we've increased student aid by 1million dollars" said in the 3rd Presidential debate by the Republik-an Dictator. New on CNN as of Thursday Financial Aid will decrease by 1 thousand dollars and eligibility will change for those that make under 50 thousand a year.
Proud to say: I voted for the other guy. The one that would have helped out America not Amerika.
|Subject:||Mofugga Tea Bag|
Yes that is right, tea bagging. An activity celebrated globally.
I've come to realize lately that people are asshats. Correct- remove from jacket, attach to skull, affix starp and wear your glorious hat of ass.
This cage reaks. The dank solitude that I am apart of roils like a vortex of yuck and hate. And has for a few months. The trenches have a new soldier- kaboomkaboom fighting injustice and crime with a phone attached to his cheek and his funky breath travelling across time and space.
However, I shall prevail. Fahrenheit 9/11 is a fantastic movie. Damn the person who calls it incorrect. Damn the person who calls Michael Moore a traitor. Hmm, I guess in 1997 when Moore made "The Big One" which showed Corporate downsizing he was a traitor then? Fuck you you flip-flopping asshat. If anyone is a traitor it is my president. Who lied for a war and took foregin money for his own agenda, while the sand of the Middle East soaks up the blood of its victims, Iraqi, American, Bulgarian, Korean and the others.
We will not give in to terror. We will however broadcast nationally that we are now ORANGE and where the evil-doers may strike.
We will not negotiate with terrorists. We will however allow them to continue capturing civilians and behead them and broadcast their deaths for the world to see.
So I hold my placard that reads: Mofugga Tea Bag! Our military is innocent! Our truck drivers and civilians over in the desert are innocent! The folks on THE HILL are guilty!
It is time for a change. Kerry/Edwards will bring back America, dropping the K that this administration instituted in 2000 when the election was stolen. When the country went to shit.
So Baby yeti is now scooting, she will soon be crawling- then walking- then out with boyfriends- then pregnant- then at my bedside as El KaboomKaboom dies at the ripe ol' age of 50. He bottom 2 teeth have broken through- she is so cute with teeth and she's been drooling like a fiend.
Grendall had a bad scare back in June, pneumonia. Bedridden and hospitalized, he fought the illness with his mighty club, HAIL GRENDALL! Stitches would have been so proud.
So............... Rant updated...............
Rants will resume soon.
Filth flarn filth to the INFIDELS!
Stay glued to your television screens for the next 4 days, Convention of Democracy in Boston- hail our new leader.
It dawned on me: there are two smart ass countries out there. Spain and Honduras. Why?
Because they realized the Coalition is a joke and not worth the lives of their people and their integrity. Plus- as an added bonus, they have their own countries to worry about.
Sounds like a plan: fix the shit wrong in your own country before trying to fix someone else's.
Praise to Spain and Honduras, wish others would open their eyes as you two have done.
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